Tear it up, Sister.

"Isn't it amazing how the world can appear to be going to hell in a handbasket, and then someone douses the handbasket with gasoline, lights a match, and drop-kicks the whole flaming mess straight into a stadium filled with toddlers, adorable baby animals and flammable trash?"

---Heather Havrilesky

Well, lookee here! I have been updating this blog for a year. I am a steady train of responsibility and consistancy, like: I have steady gained 20 lbs since last year's series of costly, body-altering surgeries, and I have steady attempted to make myself okay, as in, feeling okay about things.

Many are now predicting the end of the world, but that has been predicted before, so I am thinking that there will be another year of blogging. If the world is ending and the Witnesses to Jehovah (not J-Hova, as in JayZ, but the other ones, the creepy ones) are correct, then...whoops. Anywho. I resolve, in this next year of blogation, to cultivate more humor combined with intense pathos. Also maybe more porn, right? Cuz damn. The world is probably going to end soon, we should partaaay!