The Center for Egg Options, LLC, called with some follow up questions after receiving my application.

"How much did you weigh before your gastric bypass?"

I told them. I was put on hold.

"Yes? Thank you for holding. I just spoke to our medical department, and...
because of your family's history of obesity and alcoholism, we will not be needing your eggs."

"Okay."

"Okay?" Since she asked again, I thought: she wants to know if I am okay with this. And so I said--

"Actually, I don't want to put a child in a family that can't handle the fact that their kid may someday have problems."

"Um, okay."

Anyway, the kind of people that buy eggs breed for perfection and mediocrity are not the kind of people that can handle a Renegade Jr.