Major haps on Kimball ave.

Mary made these little beasties. She was a real trouper. One little beastie did not make the journey; three little ones soldier on, despite the fact that Mary keeps picking them up, knawing on their heads, and burying them in her litter box. Oh, sweet motherhood.

They are pretty cute, but they could be cuter. I am waiting for four weeks old, when they are the kind of kitten cute that makes me angry, makes me want to stick them whole in my mouth. Perhaps Mary senses this, and that's why she wants them covered in gravel and poo. To save them from me.

Kimball Ave. is super happening. We couldn't park on our street Wednesday because they were shooting a movie. A bossy lady with a duffel full of makeup let me know that 'Grace is Gone', starring John Cusack, was filming in the church in the corner. This is the church that I wrote about a bit ago; seven elderly folks and a pastor that makes Hugo Chavez seem like an OC republican. Hopefully they were given mad money to whore out the house of God. They can use it.

I also found a roommate. Flight Attendant seems nice and clean, and that's really all that counts. She speaks fluent German, so combine that with my Armenian skills and it's like the UN up in here. Sister, by making herself repellant to me, is sweetly assisting in my transition. She has committed me to the hand-weaning of kittens I never wanted, called me at a restaurant while I am on a date to tell me some mundane shit, and is on the phone with the TV Star all the time acting like the sister I always wanted. You think this is sisterhood, pretty lady with all the money? Wait until she turns off the power to your room and then hacks down the door with a hammer. Or yells incessantly for you to come and watch her hamsters get it on. Erases Common's performance on Conan O'Brian but saves 6,000 episodes of '24'.

She's the best.

The weather here sucks and it makes me want to nap. Join me, Chicagoland, in a sweet midday nap and snuggle. Time to hunker down with gravel covered kittens and let the rainy day just melt away.