You could pluck out your eyes, if you wanted to.

Do you see how they beseech thee with their eyes? They are trying to kill us with their cuteness. Look away! Don't look away!

Piggy went to a new home and was re-named Mary, Jr. Now only Redface (AKA Pretty) and Pirate remain. I am working on a home for Pretty, but Pirate has winked and orneried his way into my heart.

This month I ended my relationship with my mother. I was also informed that my eggs are unfit for engineered reproduction. How nice is it that I get kittens to frolic on me? They stare with vacant love and they bite with youthful abandon. Even when they smell a tiny bit like poo I can't stay away. They are little balls of fluffy goodness and as soon as my heart is mended I am selling them on the black market.