This is my gift to you, internet. In the actual world, I am so domestic right now, Martha Stewart is calling me for advice. Yesterday alone I made two (2) vegan pies and one (1) apron and one half (1/2) of a scarf. Today I am going to make some other stuff!

I just made this pick up line, for some yet-unknown lucky bastard.

"If you body were a sweatshop I would organize it."