I'm really doing it! I'm magic!

I cut myself some magical rock star bangs the other midnight. And then I gave a sweet Urban Lumberjack to a dear friend and got an honest-to-God craigslists.org missed connection out of it!

thanks to you..... - 29
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Date: 2007-02-01, 1:23PM CST

I awoke bewildered as my sheets were changed into red flannel and my pillows made of lumberjack beard?? One can only assume based on the faint aroma of whisky and maple syrup. Then I saw your hoof print and a long red unicorn hair. Thank you magical friend.

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In other news: Angry Little Man gets to go home to his crazy mama after 3 years in the system! It's like I shake my fancy bangs and fairy dust of goodness settles on the world around me. Nearly good luck indeed. If I were you, I would get in real close to me right now, Chicago Bears. We are going all the way.